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Our sites are environmentally friendly...
Environmental Impact Statement
Stormbringer Enterprises understands that the environment is of increasing importance to a large number of our visitors. So we have taken steps to assure you that your visit here does not in any way conflict with your valid concerns about global issues. Maybe one day all web sites will show the same degree of public-spirited responsibility!
Key Facts:
- All our girls have been extensively hand-tested by our staff to ensure that their hot bodies do not impact upon overall worldwide temperature increases. However, we understand that many of our visitors get very heated during their time here, so we recommend the regular application of cold showers to avoid adding to global warming.
- Couples whose friction-index passes the national median when they indulge in frenzied sex after visiting this site should complete the appropriate forms and mail them to the Environmental Protection Agency. Or if you feel really kinky, mail them to us with photos!
- All of our models are certified completely free of any use of silicone or CFCs in their manufacture. Yes, even the ones with massive tits!
- All lubricants used during sex acts are tested to be 100% natural, biodegradable and taste quite nice too.
- Stocks, pillories and X-frames are made from wood entirely sourced from sustainable forests. The girls are quite sustainable too, even if they look rather the worse for wear after a session!
- Leather items like cuffs, whips and fetishwear are only made from the skins of animals who died naturally in their sleep after a long and productive life.
- Recycling – we understand that our ultra-exciting artwork can lead to an increase in the sales of various paper tissue products. We recommend the use of recycled materials for this purpose. Or better still - use your girlfriend’s mouth!
- Alien appendages and tentacles are certified to be made from 100% organic materials. Since they are known to raise the girl's heat-index considerably, their use normally takes place in other dimensions where the resultant rise in temperature can be safely controlled.
- No fantasy creatures were harmed during the creation of our artwork. Although quite a few of them needed a long holiday to recover from the demands placed upon them by our enthusiastic girls!
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